
"Hold
the elevator!"
Marcus
"Key."
Steve
"What?
Millard Filmore's birthday is January 7th, 1800. What's so unusual about
that?"
Peter
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Lexicon
(n.)
1. a stock of terms used in a particular subject, field,
or pasttime
2. a prominent feature of any college quizbowl team's website
Steve
(n.)
Nearly equivalent to a failed version of Florida's "pseudo-vulch,"
this occurs when a player (almost invariably EAT member Bahnaman, the
term's namesake) rings in on or near the last syllable of a question,
beating teammates to the buzzer and then saying something usually in the
ballpark but still very wrong. This practice must be excised from the
game of all players, though its namesake still has a penchant for it.
Jakeism
(n.)
After EAT member Armstrong, an answer given after ringing in that is mispronounced
or misstated in such a way that it is apparent the player was trying to
give the correct answer but failed to, often quite miserably. Often results
in a neg. One of many reasons why Jake Will Never Be Captain. Examples:
"Tai Pei Rebellion," "Yaquapanawpa County," "Tractico Logicus-Philosophicus."
date
(n.)
1. For Peter: A known fact.
2. For Steve: An acceptable reason for missing practice.
3. For Everyone Else: A genuine opportunity to laugh at Peter or Steve.
self-inflicted
overtime (n.)
An overtime situation that occurs when the team that would otherwise win
the match by 5 points neg-fives at the last possible moment, snatching
a tie and possible defeat from the jaws of victory. Conceivably this situation
could arise because the team that was ahead is masochistic. However, the
only known recorded case occurred in an Emory vs. Berry match at the 2002
NAQT sectionals when the score was Emory 185, Berry 180. Failure to add
correctly was eventually ruled the cause of this incident.
"golden
age of Emory Academic Team," the (n.)
Used, sarcastically by many, to refer to the distant past, clouded in the mists of time, in EAT history when the EAT contained members such as the Ice Goddess and Tom Waters in the 1980s and early 1990s, and was legendarily hardcore.
Duke
game (n.)
1. Not to be confused with a "date", this phenomenon has frequently resulted
in
a) For Steve: A marginally acceptable reason for leaving practice early,
provided it's against someone remotely competitive.
b) For Marcus: A national emergency that can only be remedied by dashing
urgently out of practice wheezing "Oh my god! The Duke game! It's on!"
c) For Christina (and Everyone Else): See date (3). Applies to Steve and
Marcus in this case.
2. (colloquial) A hotly contested and brutally lost match against any
house team that is too damn good to be a house team most of the time,
but whose strength waxes and wanes mysteriously.
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